Today I somehow ended up being tasked with editing a 60 page 15'000 word dissertation about marketing the Starbucks experience by an unknown Chinese friend of Nancy's. I agreed to do it thinking "how hard could it be?", within 2 pages I had realised I was in for a long night of hard work. Happily, I have two very kind and easily manipulated friends who agreed to help me. Pretty much as soon as I'd convinced them to help, I buggered off to drink port and eat walnuts with Nancy in the kitchen (it's good to be King) and when I came back Tom and Steve had finished about half of the disseertation. Being, by now, somewhat full of port I resolved to merging my friends efforts with my own and watching Joanna Newsom videos on Youtube for the rest of the evening. Coherent reflections: Hayate no Gotoku made me laugh very loudly today. Zombie Master is cool. I've started checking facebook far too often.